Poetry / Poets

Super Powers by Jay Levon

If I could
walk through walls,
I’d stroll into your house,
slap your ass,
and say, “Daddy’s Home.”

If I could
lift ten times
my body weight,
I would crush
your new boyfriend
with a Volkswagen.

If I had x-ray
heat vision,
I would stare
through your clothes
and laser my name
into your pubic hair

If I had super powers,
you never would
have left me
in the first place.

Superman always gets
the girl.

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